Look how committed I am to this campaign. I own a BAG. And three leaflets for some reason. In other news my stepson tells me that “Only twats want independence.” #balanceddebate

This holiday established that I take 11 days to grow a beard. Experiment sponsored by Gillette.

True story.

dinner last night

Two ghosts have been standing by the hotel dining area all night. I think they think you have to wait to be seated.

holiday greetings


Finished copies of Kevin Eldon’s short biography of his cousin, the poet Paul Hamilton, are just in (due for publication on 7th August). 

My Prefect Cousin charts the rollercoaster ride of a life dedicated to verse: the emotional highs, the plumbed depths.  It also contains for the very first time on the printed page, Shadows of Reflections, the collection of poems Hamilton spent years trying to place.  Here is a sneak preview of one of these poems - The Not So Great Dictator.

The Not So Great Dictator

Mao! Mao! Where are you now, Mao?


Cat got your tongue?

Chairman, you weren’t a fair man.

You turned communism into conyouism

And now your Little Red Book is a little-read book.

As the people did cower the poisonous shower

from the cloud of your power killed liberty’s flower.

You bloody bastard.

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

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